ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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