Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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