Its about making memories worth repressing
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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