they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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