woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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