Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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