worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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