I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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