So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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