How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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