Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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