Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
this will be a night to untag.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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