don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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