Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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