I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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