Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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