I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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