I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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