ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He shit in the fireplace
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