I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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