So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I deserve this hangover.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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