So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
being pregnant is like rehab
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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