It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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