Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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