I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
