She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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