Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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