Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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