it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
sex in a hospital.. check
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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