"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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