Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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