This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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