Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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