Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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