brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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