Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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