and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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