I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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