Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam š
Thereās nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Yearās Day. Iām ready to fuck shit up this year.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I think she lost me at about the point where the words āIce Cream Enemaā were spoken.
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