when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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