The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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