well I can't set my house on fire every night
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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