champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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