There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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