shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
