Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Randomize