He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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