thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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