How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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