It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
