And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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