If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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