I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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