I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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