Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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